While Kayli powers through a marathon of OkCupid dates?the corporate drone married to his BlackBerry, the nail-biting thirty-three-year-old who still lives at home with his mom, the serial online dater?we learn about Granny’s romantic past and the bittersweet affair she carried on, even while married, for more than thirty years. What ensues is a hilarious tour through the obstacles of modern love: drunken hookups, late-night Facebook stalking, breathy phone calls with geriatric suitors, and the occasional rude dude. Granny Is My Wingman chronicles Kayli’s and Granny’s misadventures in online dating. Why didn’t Kayli give “one of those dating websites” a shot? With her ego on the line, Kayli threw the dare right back at her?if it was so wonderful, why didn’t single Granny join her in the world of cyber romance? No, Granny told her to cut the crap and snap out of it. Granny didn’t sugarcoat the truth or let Kayli dwell on her failed relationship. Granny Gail is a ball-busting, shit-talking, gossipy yenta with an anecdote or piece of unsolicited advice for every situation.

Heartbroken, Kayli turned to her seventy-five-year-old granny for support. What more could a gal ask for? She envisioned their love burning well into their sixties. Besides a rockin’ sex life, they shared a passion for motorcycle adventures, hedonistic European music festivals, and wearing matching glittery spandex to the disco. At twenty-three, Kayli Stollak, like most starry-eyed twentysomethings, assumed that she and her boyfriend, Charlie, would be together forever.

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